Superman/Superwoman...

I was crapping wid my fren jz now,about superman,sustagen...
below is our conversation:

fren says:
lollipop!please help me
I think my growth hormones are getting lesser and lesser,
please buy me a bottle of sustagen/vitagen/ or whatever that can make me grow taller
yanping says:
u wan grow taller? yea,drink more sustagen!!!
then u will bcum superman!!!
fren says:
superman is very tall?
yanping says:
not very,but very strong!!
drink sustagen cn grow taller n grow stronger!!
so,drink sustagen,u'll bcum taller n stronger,
lyk superman lor!
fren says:
wow!I want
yanping says:
go buy sustagen now! more than rm20 one box,
then u can b the model for sustagen's advertisement
fren says:
LOL
fren says:
I drink sustagen everyday
fren says:
thank you so much
now that I have become taller and stronger
the modern day superman
I'll go save the world
yanping says:
gud,when can c ur photo in newspaper or advertisement?
fren says:
hmm...
I intend to keep a low profile
so all my successes will not be attributed to me but others
besides,
I dont want to go flying everywhere in a red underwear
so gross
yanping says:
hmmm....
mayb u can change another colour of underwear
then bcum..lyk 'cicakman'or'cockroachman'
fren says:
ewww..bad idea


c?i reli crapped alot... =p